Put me in coach...

On the way to the soccer field, I was telling Sherri about a conversation that I had with a parent in kids church. He told me how much fun Eli is going to have and that I could even help coach. At this point Eli interrupted and said ,"Dad, we already have a head coach and another one". I don't think Eli wanted me to coach...little does he know, I don't know anything about soccer and I wouldn't coach because of it!